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Ditto Talks About his Deck, fights Greyhorns!

A number of people have commented on the size of my deck and the number of cards I carry, so I show off my deck and talk about my strategy.  I have a very straightforward strategy, nothing fancy, but it’s effective.  For standard street mobs, I rely on Fire Dragon with multiple damage buffs.  For boss fights I use a different strategy that adds more buffs and bigger damage (obviously) – I’ll show that off in another video.

I also fight a couple Greyhorn Mercenaries and play my most favorite mini-game, Shock A Lock!!

Captain Ditto finds Archer! Progress in ‘The Case of The Mooshu Falcon’!

Ditto is still on the trail of the Mooshu Falcon! He visits Blind Mew, the dockside informant, searching for clues, and boy does he get one! That Blind Mew is pretty knowledgeable about many things and seems to be a great source of information in general.
In this case, thanks to Blind Mew’s keen senses, Ditto learns that the thief, Archer, is hiding out in the old tunnels behind the old waterfall… Mew also has one of the most unusual requests for Ditto – it seems some nasty cutthroats stole his telescope of all things, and he wants it back. I’ll have to see what I can do about that…

Ditto follows Archer into the ancient tunnels and, of course, bad stuff happens. Bad stuff always happens in ancient tunnels and caves – never once has Ditto gone into a dark damp tunnel and found a cookie, for instance. Usually just bats and spiders and bad guys. So anyway, there is a big fight, stuff happens, and Ditto wins (yay!). So does Ditto and his stalwart crew find the fabled Mooshu Falcon? Well… not exactly. More Adventures to come!!

Captain Ditto and the Case of The Mooshu Falcon!

Captain Ditto has finally made level 10 and heads to his trainer to learn some new skills, like jumping over obstacles. Ditto then gets lost looking for Ratbeard (because I didn’t go down into the basement – have to try again later).

Ditto then talks to a disreputable man in an alley and learns that a another even more disreputable man has a job for him, to steal the famed ‘Mooshu Falcon’ from Captain Avery. I thought it had to do with the ‘Millennium Falcon’ but no, it’s just a statue of a bird (and another excellent pop-culture reference to ‘The Maltese Falcon’, a 1941 Humphrey Bogart classic) .

Refusing to steal from Captain Avery, Ditto heads to the captain’s office to barter a deal, but instead gets wrapped up in a web of mystery and intrigue! The Falcon is missing, and if Ditto can’t get it back, Captain Avery will hold him personally responsible. Not really sure how Ditto could be responsible, since it was stole right out from under Avery’s nose, and his chief of security isn’t even in the same building, but whatever – now Ditto has to seek out Archer and get the falcon back!!

Ditto’s Pie Contest Winners!!

After judging this Pie contest, Ditto is suddenly very hungry!!!  There were so many awesome and yummy looking pies – Ditto has already sent out all the prizes, and here is the list of winners and a gallery of all the yummy winning pie entries! Read the rest of this page »

Ditto the Handyman fixes another fence…

Once again, the fearless handyman Ditto is called upon for general contracting work deep in the heart of Zafaria.  The Greyhorns have been getting in ‘Somehow’, and Ditto discovers a hole in the fence roughly the size of a truck that, for some strange reason, the defender guards did not see.  Using his now legendary handyman abilities, Ditto finds some prime lumber and fixes the giant hole in the fence, getting the job done on schedule and for a very reasonable price.

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I wonder if all this handyman work is just special pyromancer training, like in ‘The Karate Kid’, where Mister Miyagi made Daniel wash his car and paint his fence and all that stuff, but was actually teaching him karate… I’m wondering if my new fire spell requires some sort of vigorous hammering motion to cast…