Ditto the Monster looks at the world of family friendly online games from a Fabricated American perspective


Carl Tells Halloween Jokes

Carl is back with a few fun Halloween jokes!  Happy Friday!


Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don’t spook until your spooken to.

Q. What happened to the guy who couldn’t pay his exorcist?
A. He got repossessed.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Happy Friday with Carl!! #sillyjokes


Happy Friday – it’s Carl.  Ditto said that people likes my jokes, so I found a few new ones.  I”ll do more soon, too…

Q: I have two noses, three eyes and only one ear.  What am I?
A: Really ugly!

Q: What do you call a person who has carrots in their ears?
A: Anything you want, they can’t hear you.

And now, starting to get ready for Halloween –
Q: What type of dog do vampires like best?
A: Bloodhounds.

Carl the Camera-Bear is back!

Hi everybody, it’s Carl.  I’m back with a few new jokes… Hope you like them 🙂

The Jokes:

Q: If two’s company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
A: Nine!

Q: What is a bugs’ favorite sport?
A: Cricket!

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Stuff Fabricated Americans Say – starring Ditto and friends!

For anyone who hasn’t seen the latest meme trend, it’s the ‘Stuff people say’ video meme, with my favorite being the ‘Stuff Vegans Say’ videos… And yes, I know it’s not really ‘stuff’ people say, but I’m a family friendly monster so I don’t like using naughty language… The videos are still very funny and entertaining!

Anyway, my friends and I decided to make our own video – ‘Stuff Fabricated Americans Say’ – starring me, Carl the Camera-Bear, Greenly Monster, and Morty Macaw.  We hope you like it….

Ditto versus Evil Shark Thingys, plus a sort of blooper…

I’ve got another video I was preparing for today, I’ll post that later, but I realized that this one never got posted, and it sort of has a blooper in it, and it’s a good fight, so I wanted to post it.  Enjoy!!

It’s Carl! Happy Halloween Edition…

Carl is back with some fun Halloween jokes! Happy Friday!!

The Jokes:

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They come out at night.

Q. What can’t you give the headless horseman?
A. A headache.

Q. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling

Carl tells more Wizard101 Jokes

It’s Friday again, and Carl has a few more Wizard 101 Jokes to tell…  Well, he really does try his best…  Hope you like them!

The Jokes:

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a storm kraken?
A: A pet that puts you out a night

Q: What do you call a Helephant at the North Pole?
A: Lost!