The Daring Adventures of Ditto – Episode 4 (First Appearance of Miss Narrator)
The Daring Adventures of Ditto, Episode 4 as heard on Episode 18 of Ravenwood Radio
Narrator (Sexy Voice) Welcome once again to the Daring Adventures of Ditto, mmmmm
Ditto: Hey wait, who you?
Narrator: I’m your new narrator (giggle) – I want to talk about all your big, strong, daring adventures…
Ditto: Hey hold on there miss narrator, dis a family show! Lets not get too crazy!
Narrator: Aw, ok (pouting). Well, this week on The Daring Adventures of ditto, we’re going to explore the dangerous and exciting realm of Grlzzlyheim
ditto: Dats Grizzleheim, and no, we was just exploring the Krokosphynx!
Narrator: But I like grizzlyheim…
Ditto: but we were in –
Narrator: (forcefully) So Ditto and Madame Jasmine
Narrator: Headed through the great spiral door and found themselves in the lush green forests of grizzlyheim
Narrator: and they walked over the wonderful magical rainbow bridge and into the quaint little village of the bears
Ditto: Oh boy… we go from the dark terrors of Krokotopia to a magical rainbow land? Next thing you know there going to be a unicorn parade…
Madame Jasmine: Bwaak
Narrator: Ditto and Madame Jasmine head into the villiage to find a burly warrior named Bjorn Ironclaws, he’s big, and strong, and…
Ditto: OK, OK, we get the picture, let’s move on…
Narrator: Ditto and Madam Jasmine want to see the king, but Big bad Bjorn won’t let them until Ditto proves that he’s a –
Ditto: Wizard! Just proves that he is a friendly and skilled student wizard, that’s all… Dis a family show, remember?
Narrator: YEah, I know…. So Bjorn tells Ditto that he has to go prove himself to be a warrior and sends him off into the wild Roughlands to find another bear warrior, Egil Axebearer. On their way into the forest, though, they were ambushed!
Ditto: Ambushed?!? By what?
Narrator: Only kidding – Ditto and Madame Jasmine were ambushed by fearsome and ferocious spiders
Ditto: Spiders, really? I didn’t think there were –
Narrator: The spiders jump out of the trees and drop onto Ditto and Madame Jasmine, their fangs dripping with icky poision
Narrator: Ditto and Madame Jasmine kick and punch at the –
ditto: Um – me a wizard – me not really kick and punch, me just use spells…
Narrator: (Giggle) Oops. So yeah, ditto casts some spells and scares all the spiders away…
Ditto: (sigh) Oh brother… Um, maybe me keep telling de story at dis point, dat OK with you?
Narrator: OH all right.
Ditto: Thank you.
Narrator: (Getting Defensive) I got this job at the last minute you know?
Ditto: Yeah, I know, me sorry but…
Narrator: So, I didn’t have a lot of time to prepare, and I’ve never played Warcraft 101 or anything…
Ditto: (Winces) It’s the Wizard 101 and it’s not really….
Narrator: But that’s OK
Ditto: OK, me sorry – you can continue. Ditto was being rude. Me under a lot of pressure here…
Narrator: Are you sure?
Ditto: Yes, me sure. sorry.
Narrator: So, Ditto and Madame Jasmine made their way deep into the forests of Grizzleheim, looking for the great warrior Egil Axebearer –
Ditto: heh heh, that funny, Axe BEARer….
Narrator: Oh yes, hilarious, because he’s a bear. So this Axebearer guy needs Ditto’s help to gather some berries.
Ditto: Berries? dat not sound very hard or daring – Me just have to gather berries? In Krokotopia me have to fight deadly sand scorpions and deal with viscous manders and traps and….
Narrator: They could be really dangerous berries….
Ditto: Are dey?
Narrator (with a sigh) No. they’re just berries.
Ditto: Argh. So what happen next?
Narrator: So Ditto and Madame Jasmine head deeper into the threatening forest searching for the mystical berries. They search high and low, looking under rocks –
Ditto: Berries no grow under rocks, do dey?
Narrator: (Ignoring him) and deep in the brush until, finally, they find a lone bush, thick with plump, red berries.
Narrator: And, well… you pick six berries and head back to Egil Axebearer and give him the berries.
Narrator: (confused) And…. he thanks you for the berries?
Ditto: So that’s it – no epic struggle for survival?
Narrator: Well there were those spiders earlier… that was intense, wasn’t it?
Ditto: Yeah sure, how about we wrap this up?
Narrator: Oh, ok… Tune in next episode to, uh…. see what the mighty Egil Axebearer does with the mystical berries!
Ditto: He’s going to eat them isn’t he.
Narrator: Maybe not….
Ditto: Yeah, he just going to eat them….
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