Hi everybody, it’s Carl. I’m back with a few new jokes… Hope you like them 🙂
The Jokes:
Q: If two’s company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
A: Nine!
Q: What is a bugs’ favorite sport?
A: Cricket!
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Ditto has finished connecting the power and now must power on the Galvanic Towers around Engineer Montgomery’s campsite! Turning on all those galvanic towers makes my fur all tingly and stand up on end!
Ditto is doing quests in the Science Center – he turns in a couple quests, then gets sent out to find engineering tools. In the middle of searching for the tools, he is attacked by vicious aqua-bots (Not to be confused with the amazing Aquabats!) Ditto is almost done with the Science Center, and very nearly finished with Celestia!
Ditto is exploring the Science Center now, and there is lots of science stuff… like these big sparky galvanic towers, for example! You know, it’s probably not all that safe to be playing with big electrical things surrounded by salt water, but we won’t think about that too much – Ditto got the job done with a minimum of singed fur…
And don’t forget Ditto and Chip’s great ‘Play Outside‘ video – it’s definitely worth watching!!
Playing video games is definitely lots of fun, but it’s a lot of fun to do other things too… See what it takes for Chip to convince Ditto to stop playing his new game and enjoy having fun playing outside!! Playing outside and being active isn’t just fun, it’s really good for you!
Ditto and Chip – Let’s Play Outside!
Transcript:
Ditto is playing Video Games when Chip comes in
Chip: Hey Ditto, want to go play outside?
Ditto: No, me playing a new video game, it’s really fun. Maybe later, OK?
Chip: Aw, but it’s the first sunny day we’ve had in a week – wouldn’t it be more fun to ply outside?
Ditto: Maybe later Chip, OK? Me playing a game..
Chip: Aw… Ok.
A few minutes later, Chip has an idea…
Chip: Hey Ditto, want to try a fun new game?
Ditto: New game? Ooh, yeah – what kind of game?
Chip: It’s a physics-based action game – you need to move your ‘avatar’ properly to play.
Ditto: Oh that sounds fun! Me love physics games! What’s the website?
Chip: There’s no website, this game needs… specialized hardware. Follow me!
Next scene – Ditto and Chip are outside playing on the swings.
Ditto: That was pretty clever, Chip – you’re right, this is lots more fun and it’s a really nice day!
Chip: Yeah, it’s a lot more fun, and healthier too! Yay!
Ditto: Yay, wind in my fir, wind in my fur!!
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