Ditto the Monster looks at the world of family friendly online games from a Fabricated American perspective

Carl the Camera-Bear is back!

Hi everybody, it’s Carl.  I’m back with a few new jokes… Hope you like them 🙂

The Jokes:

Q: If two’s company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
A: Nine!

Q: What is a bugs’ favorite sport?
A: Cricket!

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

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