It’s Friday – Carl tells jokes about the heat…
So to be more topical – or ‘tropical’ as Carl says it – I had Carl come up with some jokes about the current heat wave that’s covering much of the nation. As usual – the results were mixed at best…
It’s so hot, Ditto complains about the heat
Ditto: Carl – how about we get a little more creative…
It’s so hot, I saw a chicken lay a friend egg
It’s so hot, birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground
IT’s so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
It’s so hot, potatoes cook in the ground – you just pull them out and add butter, salt, and pepper.
It’s so hot, people go swimming
It’s so hot, I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.