Ditto the Monster looks at the world of family friendly online games from a Fabricated American perspective

It’s Friday – Carl tells jokes about the heat…

So to be more topical – or ‘tropical’ as Carl says it – I had Carl come up with some jokes about the current heat wave that’s covering much of the nation.  As usual – the results were mixed at best…

Jokes:

It’s so hot, Ditto complains about the heat

Ditto:  Carl – how about we get a little more creative…

It’s so hot, I saw a chicken lay a friend egg

It’s so hot, birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground

IT’s so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It’s so hot, potatoes cook in the ground – you just pull them out and add butter, salt, and pepper.

It’s so hot, people go swimming

Ditto:  Carl!

It’s so hot, I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.

Happy Friday!!

3 responses

  1. uh it looks very werid to have a puppet to have a email lol :)))

    July 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    • A puppet?!? There are no puppets on this blog – Carl is a Fabricated American, like I am. And Carl doesn’t have an email address either.

      July 22, 2011 at 5:55 pm

  2. I really like that last one; it’s so hot, I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditoner! I still don’t see you in game lol. Nice post.-Thunderblade

    July 23, 2011 at 3:07 am

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