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Ditto and the Dinosaur

So I did actually win a PVP match – well, sort of. I was declared winner but not by fighting, my opponent just quit the match. Not very satisfying…

I did have a VERY exciting duel though – my opponent cast a DINOSAUR at me!! A purple looking dinosaur!! Oh the fear, the deep-seated fear and revulsion that we Fabricated Americans have of that cursed purple dinosaur… All I want to know is how I can get a nasty dinosaur to fight for me, or when I get something big and scary like that for my awesome pyromancer!

Posted by  |  March 5, 2010 | Categories: vBlog | Leave a comment

Ditto tries PVP

So I decided to try some PVP – it was so exciting!! I didn’t do very well, but it was really exciting!

Here’s my second duel – my opponent cast a Storm Kraken at me!! A KRAKEN!! It was very scary…

Posted by  |  March 4, 2010 | Categories: vBlog | Leave a comment

Diego and ‘The Puppet Incident’

So I was in Wizard City and the Headmaster told me to go see Diego, the duel master, over in Unicorn Alley. Well, never one to turn down free help, I headed right over to find him. ‘Why the long face?’ I asked him, but he didn’t even crack a smile. Must get that a lot…

Diego starts telling me all kinds of great stuff about dueling, then he puts me in an arena facing off against… a PUPPET! Well, HE called it a puppet, just throwing the ‘P’ word around like he didn’t have a care in the world! So I get into the area to face this ‘puppet’ and it’s not even a fabricated being, it’s an ANIMATE – Golems and ‘puppets’ are VERY different, right down to the way they’re created and what baseball teams they root for! This definitely annoyed me but I dealt with it – living as a Fabricated American I’ve dealt with this kind of thing my whole furry life, I wasn’t going to let it ruin my experience…

Of course in this training session Diego did let something slip – Malistaire is Professor Drakes’ TWIN BROTHER! NO WAY!! I knew Professor Drake was kind of mean and scary, but now he’s much MORE mean and scary…

So here is my epic training fight against the ‘Puppet’ in the arena… hmph….

Part 1

Part 2

Posted by  |  March 1, 2010 | Categories: vBlog, Wizard 101 | 2 Comments

Ditto VS. Storm Kraken!!

My less than epic – yet still very exciting – Storm Kraken battle!!

Posted by  |  March 1, 2010 | Categories: vBlog, Wizard 101 | Leave a comment

A big weekend in The Spiral!

I had a great time this weekend in Wizard City! I’m almost level 10 now – might make it to level 10 by the end of the night!

So I met with Headmaster Ambrose and he told me to go see this guy named Diego. Well, Diego wanted to teach me even more about the wonderful world of dueling and had some great advice for me. Then he had to go and do it… For training he had me fight a PUPPET! Yup, he used the ‘P’ word!! You might think a guy who looks like a horse would be a bit more sensitive! So he sends me into the dueling ring to fight this ‘puppet’ – which was in reality a golem, not even an actual PUPPET (Golems are Animates, not fabricated folk… there’s a difference!) and he has me fight it for ‘training’. It was a weird and uncomfortable situation, I can tell you that much, but I did learn more about dueling, which encouraged me to try…

PVP! I tried some practice PVP matches and I think I am hooked! They seem to be much more exciting than normal fights, and the spells people use are amazing! Someone attacked me with the Storm Kraken, then someone else attacked me with some kind of giant dinosaur! It was crazy but really, really exiting!

Speaking of that Kraken – I fought him with three other students and I got the killing shot in, and that was a great fight! That Kraken was scary! I can’t wait to fight some more big bosses and take them down!

I’ll have some great videos posted throughout the week – see you in The Spiral! PLOX!

Posted by  |  March 1, 2010 | Categories: Wizard 101 | 1 Comment