Ditto’s Christmas Surprise! Pirate101
When Ditto came downstairs this morning there was a big present right in the middle of the floor, and it said ‘To Ditto’ on the tag…
And when I read the tag, it said it was from Captain Avery!!! (The pirate, not the community relations one…) How cool is that – Captain Avery himself got Ditto a present!!
Captain Avery must be giving Ditto a nice present for all the awesome Pirating Ditto has been doing for him! It’s good to be appreciated like that – Ditto can’t wait to see what’s in it!!
A box full of tissue paper!! How cool is that!! Dito loves tissue paper – it’s a fury monster thing, just got with it. But wait – it seems like there’s something moving under all the tissue paper! What could it be?
How strange – it almost looks like tentacles? Did Captain Avery get me some calamari? He should know, I prefer my calamari cooked…
Oh, look how cute – it’s a little Pirate octopus! How adorable – I’ll bet he’s like a little pet for me! He’s got a cute little pirate bandana and an eye patch! So adorable!! I think I’ll name him –
Oh no, I think te’s attacking me! His tentacles are everywhere – oh my, I’m not sure I like this gift!! Ahhh – he’s got me, Oh dear, what am I going to do? Eeeek!!!
Oh wait – I think he’s just trying to cuddle… I hope he’s trying to cuddle, anyway, since I can’t actually get up. I think I’ll name him Cuddles – yes, Cuddles the pirate octopus. That’s a great name, right. Please do not eat Ditto, little Cuddles….