Ditto the Monster looks at the world of family friendly online games from a Fabricated American perspective


Captain Ditto faces down deadly Samoorai in Pirate101

Captain Ditto and crew are doing favors for the Yakooza, and now they need to face down deadly Samoorai!  Hey, guess what – Samoorai are TOUGH!  Like, REALLY tough.  They have these archer guys who seem to fire about a hundred shots per round, they’re crazy fast!  Ditto is not a fan…

Captain Ditto joins forces with the Yakooza of Mooshu in Pirate101!

Finally back on the skyways, Captain Ditto and his trusty crew take a barrel to the secret hideout of the Yakooza of Mooshu.  So, how did Ditto’s ship and entire crew fit inside one bottle?  We don’t need to dwell on such mysteries…
To gain favor with the Yakooza, Captain Ditto must do them three favors, the first of which is to ‘rescue’ some gold from a corrupt government official…   Ditto also stops to hang out and see what he can do to help some of the folks in the local village too.

Ditto Investigates Copper Wing Guards in Azteca

Ditto is still battling the copper tops to see if they have been corrupted by the dreaded Umbra Queen!  These are pretty cool fights – battling fire enemies is a challenge but it keeps me on my toes!

Gameplay Video – Ditto Plays HearthStone Ranked Play

So Ditto has been playing the Blizzard card game ‘HearthStone’ more lately  – it’s a really fun game and you can play a round in ten to twenty minutes if you don’t have a long time for gaming, which is handy.
I’ve been playing my Mage deck lately in ranked play and have made it to rank 18 – that’s not really high, true, but it’s challenging at this level and I’m pretty happy with how it’s going.
This battle is pretty good and shows my deck playing well – I’ll admit, it only plays this well every two to three games…  I still need to tweak it a bit.

Ditto Battles Copper Wing Guards in Azteca

For Ditto to uncover what’s going on, Ditto has to defeat some Copper Wing Guards on the Zultun docs to determine if they are the minions of the Umbra Queen!
Of course the guards are Rank 12 Elite fire, which makes them a real pain for me – fire prisms help quite a bit, but make the fights take a bit longer.

Ditto Finishes some Azteca Quests in Wizard101

So Ditto has this carefully crafted plan to store up some completed quests for his video recordings, and then when it was time to record, awesomeness would flow.  Well, as you can see, that was a pretty epic failure, as the completed quests don’t actually take up much time or continue on to other cool stuff…  so I just pad this one out for time…

Ditto Builds a flying ‘boat’ in Azteca…

So Ditto has been hanging out in Azteca and to get to this spooky island, he needs to build a special magical flying boat.  Well once Ditto gathers the magic stuff and captures ‘the three winds’ (which was HARD!)  he bangs a drum and makes a magic boat!  Of course, to call this a ‘boat’ is stretching things – it’s a log that kind of glows and maybe floats on the winds?  It’s terrifying, in any case…


Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 3,244 other followers