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Ditto get into a Food Fight!

After many, MANY fights with the Ikea guys, Ditto got the six spears he needed and gave them to the chief. Unfortunately, while Ditto was gone some other tribes came in and stole some food.  Well, Ditto will not abide people stealing food, even if it’s not pie, so he headed into battle to get the food back…

Lots of Pirate101 News!

As we’re getting closer to the Pirate101 launch there is lots of great news to share and some great opportunities for people to experience this great, fun game!

First, IGN is giving away 10 Pirate101 bundles that include 60,000 crowns! To enter, leave a pirate themed Haiku comment here: http://www.ign.com/blogs/jinxcellent/2012/10/02/giveaway-pirate101/

Next, KingsIsle is giving a public sneak peek of Pirate101 for a few hours (2:00pm to 8:00 pm US Central) on Thursday, October 4th, 2012 and inviting everyone in!    Read more about the even on Pirate101.com: https://www.pirate101.com/free_game/open_play

The game is coming out soon, less than two weeks now – I can’t wait!!

Ditto Battles Striped Iklaws

Ditto is on a quest for one of the tribal chiefs of the savanna, Chief Kakuta. Ditto has to defeat Striped Iklaws to win spears, so Chief Kakuta’s tribe can defend themselves. I’m thinking that maybe if I take all the spears from the Iklaws and not give them to Chief Kakuta’s tribe, then nobody will have spears and I can RULE THE WORLD WITH MAGIC!!! Um, I mean, I can make everyone sit down and talk and be peaceful…

This is a pretty textbook display of Pyromancer awesomeness – blade, blade, Fire Dragon, VICTORY!

Ditto Learns about Life in The Savanna

Ditto talks to Chief Kakuta, one of the chiefs of the various warring tribes out on the savanna. It turns out they’re really just trying to mind their own business, and these other tribes keep stealing their stuff. It seems unfair. The Chief wants Ditto to go fight some striped iklaws and get his spears back… apparently he’s having trouble getting his point across…

Get it? Point? Well, Carl laughed.

Ditto’s October Scare-Fest!!

October is finally here, and Monsters LOVE Halloween! We have so much fun during this whole month, with the spooky and the creepy and the CANDY!!! Ditto is always excited for Halloween, but this year he’s even MORE excited, because KingsIsle and Wizard101 have given the fan sites all KINDS of great prizes to give out all through the month!!

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