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Ditto Rides a Ferris Wheel!

Yesterday Miss Narrator and our friends went out to a place called Edaville Railroad, so my roommate’s son could ride on Thomas the Train, and I decided that it sounded like a lot of fun, so I tagged along.
Well, first of all, I was in an amusement park that featured Thomas the Train, so I was surrounded by about ten thousand preschool children – and apparently I was the only Fabricated American in the park. As you might imagine this caused a bit of a stir, so I wasn’t able to get a lot of video due to being surrounded every time the camera came out. Probably a bit like how Steve and Leesha feel every time they step into Nightside in Vampire Realm, actually…

I did get a bit of video the first time I rode the Ferris Wheel, which was a vintage ride called ‘Big Eli’ that was built in 1953! That was really cool and amazing – I can’t believe how high up we were! I was a little scared, but I did have fun and I LOVED the feeling of the wind through my fur, it was nice. So here’s the video – I hope you like it!

Finding Baxter Part 1

After my ambush I was sent to the first of several safe houses to find the elusive informant Baxter. Of course as I expected, ‘safe house’ #1 wasn’t particularly safe. Enter thrilling duel and Ditto’s heroic win!

Ambushed in Hyde Park!

So I was exploring around Hyde Park and found the very nice Mrs. Conrail, who works with the hilariously named Sherlock Bones. She had me looking for an informant named Baxter, which sounded about as exciting as looking for potted plants, but then as I was looking for him I was actually ambushed!! It looks like someone didn’t want me sticking my nose in their business – which is funny, since I don’t actually have a nose!

Ditto and the Silver Chest

So I was exploring in Marleybone and came across a silver chest – now, I know what a wooden chest is, but I wasn’t sure what a silver chest was. It turns out you need to unlock them by playing a clever little game called ‘shock a lock’ – it was very exciting! I only got 42 gold, but it was really fun and exciting, I want to play more!

Ditto begins his adventures in Marleybone

So now that I’ve made it to jolly old Marleybone, what adventures await me? Maybe an airship ride, or thrilling battles, or… searching for flowers? Well, it will certainly be an amazing adventure in any case!