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And now for something new – Ditto’s New Project revealed!!

I’ve been working on this little project for a few weeks now, and I’m finally ready to start posting about it – I figured that Wizard 101’s birthday was a pretty good event to kick this off with, and I want this to be a weekly Friday event here at Dittomonster.com.  What is the project?  Well, I’ve written a story… Read the rest of this page »

Derek Hexflame and the Thirteenth Key – Part 1

– Part 1 –

Derek Hexflame sat on his front porch wearing a threadbare robe and an old pair of boots, looking out into the million glittering stars that made up The Spiral.  His house wasn’t huge or fancy, but it was quiet, and the view was spectacular.  He sipped warm Mooshu tea and watched the gentle breeze rustle the leaves of his snap dragons and fly traps, while his newly planted boom shrooms were quietly popping in the background. Read the rest of this page »

A Very Happy Birthday to Christina Icedreamer and Wizard 101 !!!

Ditto, Miss Narrator, and Carl the Camera-Bear want to wish the wonderful IcyWiz and the most amazing game, Wizard 101, a VERY Happy Birthday!!  We hope your day is awesome!

Ditto hatches the drake egg, part 3

SO after fighting 17 Gallium Juggernauts, Ditto has finally recovered the sacred Crystal Hammer, he must hatch the egg on the special platform, that is of COURSE guarded by someone big and mean and nasty, Viktor Snowcrusher!  What a name! It just so happened that there were already a couple wizards fighting Viktor, so I asked them if I could join – because that is polite, Ditto never just jumps into a fight, especially a boss fight – without asking first.  We finally take out Viktor and hatch a very cute little baby dragon!! I didn’t edit these two videos together for some reason, that’s why it’s in 2 parts… It’s all the same segment though.


Ditto Hatching the Drake Egg, part 2

Back at the Ancient Matriarch, Ditto learns of the sacred crystal hammer, needed to aid the baby drake in hatching… of course like most things in Dragonspyre, the hammer was taken by the forces of evil, so Ditto must fight about a hundred Gallium Juggernauts to win it back… Ah well, it’s all to hatch a wee baby dragon, so I was totally OK with it…