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Stuff Fabricated Americans Say – starring Ditto and friends!

For anyone who hasn’t seen the latest meme trend, it’s the ‘Stuff people say’ video meme, with my favorite being the ‘Stuff Vegans Say’ videos… And yes, I know it’s not really ‘stuff’ people say, but I’m a family friendly monster so I don’t like using naughty language… The videos are still very funny and entertaining!

Anyway, my friends and I decided to make our own video – ‘Stuff Fabricated Americans Say’ – starring me, Carl the Camera-Bear, Greenly Monster, and Morty Macaw.  We hope you like it….

Posted by  |  January 20, 2012 | Categories: Carl, Fabricated American | 4 Comments

Unamatus Take Two, with help from Mark Swiftgem

So after my previous, terribly unsuccessful attempt at defeating the Celestian guardian Unamatus, Mark Swiftgem appeared as if by magic (Get it?  Because he’s a wizard and teleported in?  Well, I thought it was clever)   He helped out and together we were able to take out Unamatus and his minion without too much trouble.  It was still a thrilling fight, and I do believe I’m going to be looking for a lot more help to get through the rest of Celestia…

Posted by  |  January 20, 2012 | Categories: vBlog, Wizard 101 | 2 Comments

Ditto enters The Stellarium… and learns a valuable lesson.

After getting the key to the Stellarium pedestal I was able to enter the Stellarium to search for the Star of Celestia.  As I searched, I had to face Unamatus, a guardian robot, along with one of his protectors, who was a star school minion.  Well, it turns out that Star school seems to have similar resistances as fire school – something I was sadly unaware of.  My plan for the duel was thwarted pretty effectively, since I had no fire prisms, and even though I learned a valuable lesson, I lost the battle.  I would be much better prepared the next time, though.

Posted by  |  January 19, 2012 | Categories: vBlog, Wizard 101 | Leave a comment

Ditto talks about SOPA and PIPA, what is it all about?

Hi everybody, It’s Ditto.  So a lot of people are talking about this SOPA and PIPA thing today, there are a lot of websites that are blacked out because of it, and it’s all over the news.  Ditto is not really a political monster, so me doesn’t get into things like this much, but I will say a little bit about it, because it could affect me and everyone else who runs a website or uses the internet.

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Posted by  |  January 18, 2012 | Categories: Fabricated American, vBlog | 3 Comments

Ditto versus Brutus Starkwave for the Stellarium key!

Ditto faces the evil shark boss Brutus Starkwave, searching for the key to the Stellarium pedestal.  The fight is a decent one, but nothing Ditto and Madame Jasmine can’t handle.  I had an extremely inopportune fizzle for my first big Fire Dragon spell, which allowed Brutus to cast a fire shield and block the majority of my initial assault, but my first big Fire Dragon hit in a boss fight is always designed to clear out the minions and weaken the boss, which I was still able to do.

Next stop – The Stellarium and the Heart of Celestia!!

Posted by  |  January 17, 2012 | Categories: vBlog, Wizard 101 | Leave a comment