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Ditto is looking for help on Daring Adventures!!

Hi everybody, Ditto here, and I’m looking for help. As people probably know, Ravenwood Radio recently played the final episode of the original ‘Daring Adventures of Ditto’, where Ditto and Madame Jasmine finally defeat Malistaire (sort of). It took around forty episodes and about two years to get through that whole series of adventures, from our first episodes in Krokotopia, through the ‘dirty street’ jokes of Marleybone, the terrors of Grlzzleheim, the lovely Chinese food smells of Mooshu, and finally the lava and ghost filled streets of Dragonspyre. It was fun and exciting and I know many people really enjoyed our adventures, and we are definitely going to continue them soon, but I’m thinking about doing something a little different, and would love to hear from the fans of Daring Adventures to help figure out what we do next.

First, once we got into them we realized that the original Daring Adventures were too epic in scale. I had such a grand goal – to defeat Malistaire, which at the time we started was the end of the whole game – and it took two years of episodes to get there. It was fun for the listeners, but it more or less locked us in to a single story line for that whole time. With the exception of a few one-off special episodes, Ditto and Madame Jasmine kept on the trail of Malistaire from start to finish, loosely following the quest lines of Wizard 101. For my next adventures, I’d like to create shorter stories I can tell in 4-6 episodes. They’ll all tie in together in the greater ‘Ditto Mythology’, but be individual self-contained stories – and that’s where you come in. What kind of stories are you interested in hearing?

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Do you want more of me questing through the spiral, exploring the depths of Celestia and Zafaria along the lines of the game? How about completely made-up Spiral adventures, like Derek Hexflame, building upon the existing Spiral mythology in my own unique way? I also know many people had fun with the various ‘Ditto-Style’ pop culture references we threw out there – how about retelling classic movies or TV shows as Daring Adventures? Ditto Skywalker and R2-Jasmine anyone?

So feel free to give feedback – Miss Narrator and I are gearing up to start recording some new Daring Adventures soon, with the strong possibility of a new player joining the group – but more on that later! We’d love to hear your thoughts and ideas!

Ditto!!

Ditto is learning interesting things about Celestia…

Adventuring in Celestia and searching for the elusive final piece of the portal, I meet Alaric Moonsunder and Karolac Nightspinner, two ancient and ghostly celestian warriors, once mortal enemies, now just dudes hanging out looking all pale and see-through.

 

I love these quests that delve deeper into the history and backstory of the words of The Spiral – there’s such a rich mythology that’s been created for this seemingly simple game, I really enjoy it. I should write more about it some day.

 

Ditto searching for Portal Pieces

So after talking to Leland in Stormriven – or as I like to call him, ‘Mister Grumpypants’ – it turns out that those portal pieces that I’ve been tripping over for the past several quests are actually important, and he needed me to go collect them.  I gathered them up, and of course there was one missing – there’s always one missing, is there?  So we have to go find some other guy to tell us where the last portal piece is… think it will require a battle?

Ditto questions Celestian engineering principals…

After fixing the Celestian Generator, it turns out that to complete the process I had to throw a master switch. Of course the master switch was actually outside the dome for some reason, and much like the breakers in Jurassic Park, was protected by a huge shark warrior. I mean, really? Talk about bad design… First they make the power crystals shiny and apparently edible, then they hide the power generator, then they put the main power switch outside the dome itself so you need to know how to breathe underwater to get to it. Must have made normal maintenance a nightmare.

This was a pretty tough fight, and it was close right up until the end – I think it’s a good example of how staying cool under a tough situation can save the day. Or it just shows that I’m incredibly lucky. Either way, Ditto wins 🙂

Ditto fixes the generator

Ditto is apparently very handy, for after defeating many, many, many, many Celestian Revenants, I found enough power crystals to fix the generator! It wasn’t all that hard to fix, but somehow even underwater and working with alien technology, I got grease in my fur. How does that happen??
Oh, I find a Silver Chest and play Shock a Lock, too – that’s so fun!

I really did have to defeat somewhere around 30 of those revenants to get the gems needed to complete the quest – it wasn’t hard, as they fell fast before my awesome pyromancers’ power, but it’s just a little annoying. Kind of a pet peeve.