Ditto Says Hello
Just another quick video blog to say hello, but I realized I didn’t have very much to say… So, hello 🙂
Ditto and Da Bears….
So I was doing some tasks for the Headmaster and I saw this guy – well, this bear – standing near a big cool viking ship… So I talked to him, and I ended up getting a ride to Grizzleheim! It’s a whole new world populated by talking bears! It was really cool and very exciting, though I didn’t stay long… I can’t wait to go back there!
Ditto and the Dinosaur
So I did actually win a PVP match – well, sort of. I was declared winner but not by fighting, my opponent just quit the match. Not very satisfying…
I did have a VERY exciting duel though – my opponent cast a DINOSAUR at me!! A purple looking dinosaur!! Oh the fear, the deep-seated fear and revulsion that we Fabricated Americans have of that cursed purple dinosaur… All I want to know is how I can get a nasty dinosaur to fight for me, or when I get something big and scary like that for my awesome pyromancer!
Ditto tries PVP
So I decided to try some PVP – it was so exciting!! I didn’t do very well, but it was really exciting!
Here’s my second duel – my opponent cast a Storm Kraken at me!! A KRAKEN!! It was very scary…
Diego and ‘The Puppet Incident’
So I was in Wizard City and the Headmaster told me to go see Diego, the duel master, over in Unicorn Alley. Well, never one to turn down free help, I headed right over to find him. ‘Why the long face?’ I asked him, but he didn’t even crack a smile. Must get that a lot…
Diego starts telling me all kinds of great stuff about dueling, then he puts me in an arena facing off against… a PUPPET! Well, HE called it a puppet, just throwing the ‘P’ word around like he didn’t have a care in the world! So I get into the area to face this ‘puppet’ and it’s not even a fabricated being, it’s an ANIMATE – Golems and ‘puppets’ are VERY different, right down to the way they’re created and what baseball teams they root for! This definitely annoyed me but I dealt with it – living as a Fabricated American I’ve dealt with this kind of thing my whole furry life, I wasn’t going to let it ruin my experience…
Of course in this training session Diego did let something slip – Malistaire is Professor Drakes’ TWIN BROTHER! NO WAY!! I knew Professor Drake was kind of mean and scary, but now he’s much MORE mean and scary…
So here is my epic training fight against the ‘Puppet’ in the arena… hmph….
Part 1
Part 2
Ditto VS. Storm Kraken!!
My less than epic – yet still very exciting – Storm Kraken battle!!
Losing to Rattlebones
My not-so-epic first fight with Rattlebones
I talked to the Headmaster, and he got me into a fight!!
So I got into school and was talking to the Headmaster and his Owl, a nice casual conversation. Suddenly the sky got all dark and stormy and the headmaster had me follow him up into a tower to see what was going on. I didn’t want to follow him – no I didn’t! Nothing good can come of scary shadows and dark and stormy weather!
I did follow him though – against my better judgment – and wound up getting ATTACKED! The headmaster tossed me right into a fight with this two dragon-looking henchmen while he had a little chat with some oily-haired guy named Malistaire! One minute I’m enrolling in school, the next minute I’m using these cards and pips to summon fire cats and trolls and having these dragon-guys throwing sharks and giant scorpions and – if you can believe it – NINJA PIGS at me!! Seriously!! And I haven’t even gotten my books yet!
Luckily I did win the fight, though I think the headmaster cheated a little. Some of those spells seemed pretty advanced for my first day – a meteor storm? Really?
In any case, I’m now successfully enrolled and looking forward to actually exploring the school and more of Wizard City and, after that, the other realms of the Spiral. I can’t wait to see Moo Shu – I LOVE Chinese Food!! Two orders of Crab Rangoons please!
My new character
Here is me creating my fun new Wizard 101 character, Digby Hexcrafter! He is very cool, and gets to play with FIRE!
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