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Ditto’s Spooky Decorating Contest, Week 4!

Here it is, the final week of my Spooky Halloween contest for Wizard 101!  This week there will be three Grand Prize winners chosen, and each will win a Death house, One of each of the three spooky Halloween decorator packs (Spider, Graveyard, and Spooky), and 5,000 crowns!

Ditto in a Ghost costume

So far we’ve done Scary Movies, fun costumes, and looked at what was Spooky in The Spiral… This week, I want to know what YOU like – what’s your favorite part of Halloween?  Is it dressing up?  Candy?  Bobbing for Apples?  Watching ‘It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown’ over and over again?  Send your favorite thing to me at dittocontest@gmail.com with the subject ‘Favorite Thing’, and be sure to include your wizard name!  I’ll draw the final three contest winners next Sunday, October 28th.

As with my other contests, only one entry per person, please.  Let’s play fair 🙂

Good luck to all who enter, and have fun with it!!


Ditto’s 1000 Follower Twitter Contest Winners!!

So I used TwitRand to generate a list of ten totally random winners from my list of Twitter followers (1012 now!!)  and I’ve notified all winners by DM.  Here are the lucky winners!!

  • @AnthonyShadowD
  • @VThunderheart
  • @SophiWaterheart
  • @Ma1kavian
  • @AlexStormRider
  • @LionRiderKing
  • @stevehamner
  • @dylanpaulsilva2
  • @sofiav33x3
  • @echo_the_sun

Thanks to all my awesome Twitter followers – definitely stay tuned for many more great contests and more fun!

Ditto P. Monster


Ditto’s Week 3 Spooky Contest Winners Announced!

Ditto got a TON of great entries for this contest – there sure are a LOT of spooky places in The Spiral!!  Here are the three Grand Prize winners – all have been notified by email already.  Congratulations to the winners!  I’ll post the Week 4 Contest some time tomorrow.

Grand Prize Winners:

Ian DrakeHaven  –  Nightside where death school is at is the spookiest place in the spiral because each time I go there for something I always feel that im going to be eaten by the death tree. its so dark and with sharp teeth gives my the creeps.

Brandon Sandcloud –  I think the spookiest place in the spiral is that gated cave right outside of stormdrain tower in the haunted cave (pic attached for reference). The way the fog creeps out of it and the way it flows into the basin below is just eerie. The spookiest thing though is that I have no idea what is in that cave. The fog itself is creepy but imagination knows no bounds so it really could be anything in that cave, and that is the spookiest thought of all. Myth is the magic of the shadows, and sometimes the creatures it summons are terrifying and as a Myth wizard, I find this at times unsettling.
Ashley Rosetamer – Hands down, it’s definitely the Well of Spirits. I always get the chillies whenever I see the ghosts floating up there.The whole color atmosphere too, purple, green, and black. SPOOKY.
Congratulations to the winners – Thanks everyone, have fun and play safe!!!
Ditto P. Monster

New Blog Post – 1000 Twitter Followers!

Thanks to everyone who spread the word about my Twitter contest, and of course to KingsIsle for helping me have a contest in the first place!!  My Twitter account passed 1000 followers a little while ago, and I verified on two different devices and via email that Autumn Moonblade was my 1000th follower!

Ditto Gets 1000 Twitter Followers

I’m going to keep the contest going until tomorrow afternoon (Sunday, October 21st)  to give more people a chance to enter the contest (by following me on Twitter) and I’ll select ten random winners and post them here.

Thanks again to everyone – I do love Twitter and the way it can help connect people and share information and fun and support.  I love my followers and all the great feedback I get!
Ditto P. Monster


Another New Contest – Celebrating 1000 Twitter Followers!!

Ditto Celebrates 1000!!

So as most people who follow Ditto know, I love my Twitter followers, and when I started out I had a very modest goal of gaining 500 followers.  I have been way more successful than that, and as of right now I have 983 followers!!   Thanks to the great folks at KingsIsle, in celebration of my passing 1000 followers any time now, I’m having a contest, and ten lucky people will be getting 10,000 crowns each!!

So what do you have to do to win?  If you already follow me on Twitter, nothing at all – you’re already entered!!  If you’re not following me, then just follow Dittowizard on Twitter and you’ll be entered to win.  It’s as easy as that!

Once I hit 1000 followers, I’ll do a random drawing via a ‘random twitter follower selector’ service and select ten winners from all of my current followers.  I’ll send the codes to the winners via DM and I’ll announce the winners here on the site.  Since sometimes it takes Twitter a little while to really update the numbers, please allow for 24-48 hours after me hitting 1000 followers for me to announce the winners.

I’d really like to thank all my fans and followers and especially the awesome folks at KingsIsle for supporting my site – Wizard101 and Pirate101 are fantastic games, and they really do have the best fans out there!


Carl Tells Halloween Jokes

Carl is back with a few fun Halloween jokes!  Happy Friday!

Jokes:

Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don’t spook until your spooken to.

Q. What happened to the guy who couldn’t pay his exorcist?
A. He got repossessed.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.


Ditto plants a Garden in The Savanna

In continuing his ‘Ditto, Handyman of the Savanna’ theme, Ditto is now doing some amateur gardening.  He gets seed from Narley the mole-guy and helps Eden, one of the students, to plant a nice little garden so the Darkmane tribe has food to eat.  It’s good to feel helpful – though I do hope I don’t forget how to use my wand after all of this handyman stuff…


Handyman Ditto builds a Spear!

Still adventuring in the Savanna, Ditto has apparently gotten quite a reputation as a handyman! He has fixed fences and towers, and now Ditto is helping an Ikea warrior build a spear. Anything to help, right? It would be nice to get back to magic, though…


Pirate 101 Ship to Ship Combat Could Be My Favorite Thing!

I’ve been having some grand adventures in the Skyways of the Spiral, and one of my favorite things is ship to ship combat!! The roar of cannons, the clash of spells, the smoke in the sails and the clashing of massive timbers as we board the enemy ships! There’s a lot of strategy involved, and there are a few different ways you can fight from your ship. There is fighting ‘natural’ enemies like flying fish and sharks, who swarm your deck if you get to close! Then you have other ships, where you fight ship to ship either until you can board the other ship and fight the crew hand to hand, or else just blast them to pieces and send them down to Davy Jones’ Locker! It’s exciting and lots of fun – I know I’ll be focused on upgrading my ships with bigger and better guns and spells!


Ditto’s Spooky October Contest Week 3! The Spooky Spiral!!

Here is my Week 3 Spooky Halloween contest for Wizard 101!  This week there will be three Grand Prize winners chosen, and each will win a Death house, One of each of the three spooky Halloween decorator packs, and 5,000 crowns!

Haunted House

For this week’s contest, I want to get spooky with Wizard 101 itself.  What do you think the spookiest/scariest place in The Spiral is?  Is it the haunted cave?  The lava filled streets of Dragonspyre?  Maybe it’s a spooky dungeon deep in the heart of Krokotopia?  Or even your dorm room!  It’s up to you – all you have to do is send me an email at DittoContest@gmail.com with the subject ‘Spooky Spiral’ (that part is important).  Tell me what place in The Spiral you think is the spookiest and why, and make sure you tell me your wizard’s name.

I’ll be announcing winners next Saturday, so get your entries in!  I will also be having a few mini-contests on Twitter, so be sure to follow Ditto on Twitter for a chance to win more codes!  Have fun with it, and good luck!

Ditto P. Monster


Week 2 Wizard101 Contest Winners!

Here they are, the grand prize winners of my Week 2 Haunted House contest!!  I LOVED all the ideas people had for my Halloween costume, they were so fun!  Thanks to everyone who entered!

  • Richard Stormblade  –  Darth Vader
  • Shanna Shadowwalker  –  The Headless Horseman

They have already been notified via email, and each win a Death house, all three decorating packs, and 5,000 crowns!

The next contest will be announced tomorrow.


The Winners of Ditto’s Pirate101 ‘Name My Ship’ contest announced!!!

Here they are, the four lucky winners of Ditto’s ‘Name My Ship’ contest for Pirate 101!!  All the answers were great, I wish I could give everyone a prize, but I could only choose four and here they are!!
Boochbeard Bundle Winners:

  • Becky  –  The Scurvy Ditto
  • Suri  –   The Orange Pearl

Cutthroat Bundle Winners:

  • Wicked Esmeralda Nightingale   –   The Fuzzy Barnacle  (I would pay crowns to get this name in-game!!!  I love it!! )
  • Fred  –    The Jolly Orange

All the winners have been notified by email with instructions on how to redeem their prizes.

Thank you again to everyone who entered, I had a really fun time reading through all your answers!  I’m sure I will have LOTS more Pirate101 contests in the future, and I’ve still got great Wizard101 contests running all month until Halloween!!

Have fun, play safe, and I’ll see you in The Spiral!!


Ditto faces the Fire Lion Ravagers

After fixing some fences and watchtowers and I think waxing someone’s car and doing a few loads of laundry, Ditto is sent out to fight Fire Lion Ravagers, which are scary and awesome!  The Lions are fire and the lionesses are death, a scary combination, so Ditto re-tools his deck a bit for the fight.

I have to say, once again I love the design of these enemies; the blue fire effect is pretty awesome, and they were a really good fight.


Ditto P. Monster, Savanna Handyman!

Ditto has rounded up a lot of sticks to help fix a fence, and then had to go fix a watchtower that had been knocked over in an attack. In Zafaria it seems like Ditto has suddenly traded in his wand and amazing pyromancer’s skills for a hammer and some heavy lifting… but it’s all to help people, and Ditto is always happy to help!


Win a Boochbeard Bundle or a Cutthroat Bundle in Pirate101

That’s right – to celebrate the launch of Pirate101, Ditto has a brand new contest.  The prizes are Boochbeard Bundle codes and Cutthroat Bundle codes that give you a TON of great stuff for the game!  (they do NOT give you a 12-month membership, though.)

Ditto Playing Pirate 101

Ditto Playing Pirate 101

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Pirate101 Head Start is Officially Open! Welcome Daring Digby Devereaux!

That’s right me maties, Pirate101 is officially open for headstart players, and will be open to everyone on October 15th!  Ditto was able to get into the head start, and I have a fun new video of me creating my first character, a Swashbucker named Daring Digby Devereaux!  Here is all the character creation and tutorial quests!


Ditto Finds Another Student in the Savanna

After Ditto found all the biltong for Chief Hakuna Matata, the chief let Ditto know that one of the missing students was there in the village, trying to help them grow some plants.  So Ditto has found another student, and has a new quest too!


Ditto’s October Scare Fest, Week 2!

Congratulations to the week one winners; Iridian Firegem who came up with ‘The Rocky Horror Ditto Show’, and Marlon Redhunter, who came up with ‘The Blair Ditto Project’.  They both won a Death House, all three decorating packs, and 5000 crowns!!

For my second contest, Ditto needs help.  I am a furry orange monster, and a very cute one at that, but I am having trouble coming up with a Halloween costume.  For this contest, tell Ditto what he should be for Halloween.  Is it a vampire, a witch, a mummy, or something totally unique?

It's Bat Ditto

To enter, send me an email at dittocontest@gmail.com and tell me what I should be – you can even send me a picture (but you don’t have to)!  Also include your wizard name, so I can congratulate you!  You have until next Saturday to send in your entry!  I can’t wait to see what everyone comes up with!!

Play Safe!!

Ditto P. Monster


Ditto get into a Food Fight!

After many, MANY fights with the Ikea guys, Ditto got the six spears he needed and gave them to the chief. Unfortunately, while Ditto was gone some other tribes came in and stole some food.  Well, Ditto will not abide people stealing food, even if it’s not pie, so he headed into battle to get the food back…


Lots of Pirate101 News!

As we’re getting closer to the Pirate101 launch there is lots of great news to share and some great opportunities for people to experience this great, fun game!

First, IGN is giving away 10 Pirate101 bundles that include 60,000 crowns! To enter, leave a pirate themed Haiku comment here: http://www.ign.com/blogs/jinxcellent/2012/10/02/giveaway-pirate101/

Next, KingsIsle is giving a public sneak peek of Pirate101 for a few hours (2:00pm to 8:00 pm US Central) on Thursday, October 4th, 2012 and inviting everyone in!    Read more about the even on Pirate101.com: https://www.pirate101.com/free_game/open_play

The game is coming out soon, less than two weeks now – I can’t wait!!


Ditto Battles Striped Iklaws

Ditto is on a quest for one of the tribal chiefs of the savanna, Chief Kakuta. Ditto has to defeat Striped Iklaws to win spears, so Chief Kakuta’s tribe can defend themselves. I’m thinking that maybe if I take all the spears from the Iklaws and not give them to Chief Kakuta’s tribe, then nobody will have spears and I can RULE THE WORLD WITH MAGIC!!! Um, I mean, I can make everyone sit down and talk and be peaceful…

This is a pretty textbook display of Pyromancer awesomeness – blade, blade, Fire Dragon, VICTORY!


Ditto Learns about Life in The Savanna

Ditto talks to Chief Kakuta, one of the chiefs of the various warring tribes out on the savanna. It turns out they’re really just trying to mind their own business, and these other tribes keep stealing their stuff. It seems unfair. The Chief wants Ditto to go fight some striped iklaws and get his spears back… apparently he’s having trouble getting his point across…

Get it? Point? Well, Carl laughed.


Ditto’s October Scare-Fest!!

October is finally here, and Monsters LOVE Halloween! We have so much fun during this whole month, with the spooky and the creepy and the CANDY!!! Ditto is always excited for Halloween, but this year he’s even MORE excited, because KingsIsle and Wizard101 have given the fan sites all KINDS of great prizes to give out all through the month!!

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Ditto explores the Savanna. He’s got his work cut out for him…

Ditto has finally made it out of Baobab and into the savanna.  Out in the savanna Ditto gets word from Tik Tik Snaketongue that there are all kinds of problems between the various tribes, there’s a serious lack of food, and there’s not a single Starbucks.  It sounds worse than Dragonspyre…. Ditto needs to go out and help the locals in order to find out what happened to the students.  Lots of daring adventure and thrilling battles on their way out here…